What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Why do zombies speak Latin?
It’s a dead language.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Where do zombie monkeys live?
In the brain forest.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
How much does an elephant skeleton weigh?
Skele-tons.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?
Because they have bat tempers.
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.
What does one vampire say to another before bed?
- I hope you have a fang-tastic day!
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Where do vampires eat their lunch?
At the casketeria.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
You can't ever get the attention of a vampire on Halloween. They're way too busy looking for their necks victim.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What does the iron-deficient giant say?
- Fi fo fum.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What did Dracula say to the priest who visited his castle?
Don’t you ever cross me!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do skeletons say when they set off to sea?
- Bone voyage!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
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