Did you hear about the soldier who got struck by lightning?
He had to be honorably discharged.
My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.
My dad's nickname is lightning.
That way I can tell my friends I've been struck by lightning multiple times.
I knew a guy that got struck by lightning twice.
It was a re-volting scene.
My mind works like lightning.
One brilliant flash and it's gone.
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
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