Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
Why are there so many ruts in the ice at the rink?
The maintenance crew must be slipping up.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?
There was a hiring freeze.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?
“Sorry! Affogato!”
What is batman’s favorite food (ans Just-ice)
Not much, just-ice.
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
I had the best ice pun to tell you…
Problem is, it slipped my mind.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
It was cold hard cash.
Why did the cow go to space?
to get ice cream.
What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice?
Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
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