When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
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