"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
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