In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Neighbor Dad 1: How often do you cut the grass? Your lawn looks so much better than mine!
Neighbor Dad 2: That's on a need to mow basis.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
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