The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
My family wanted me to cut the grass, but I couldn't get myself mow-tivated.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
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