What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
We’ll have a ball.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
Football is one habit I will never kick.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.