Give me some pigskin
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Join us for plenty of play action.
Football is one habit I will never kick
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
By the seat of one’s punt
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
Having a ball
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
The huddle is real
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Calm before the score
I feel tail great!
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
I like your tight end
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
The calm before the score
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
We’re calling your number.
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