Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
The huddle is real
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
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