I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
Join us for plenty of play action.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
Calm before the score
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
Having a ball
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
The huddle is real
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
The goal nine yards
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Football is one habit I will never kick
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
I like your tight end
I feel tail great!
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Prepare to be bowled over.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
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