Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
The huddle is real
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
I like your tight end
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
We’ll have a ball.
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Case in punt
Calm before the score
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
All punts are highly intended
Football is one habit I will never kick
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Give me some pigskin
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
I feel tail great!
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Join us for plenty of play action.
[Chicken] We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
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