What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
My boss fired me.
"Why?" I asked.
He said, "You always question authority."
"How?"
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
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