If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
K9P.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
My fire tonight...
Was lit!
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday.
My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
The other day I put out a big dangerous open fire!
The other people on the hot air balloon didn't appreciate me for some reason.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
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