Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Tropic like it's hot.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Salty but sweet.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I can sea clearly now.
Don't get tide down.
Beach, please.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Are you squiding me right now?
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
The ocean made me salty.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
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