eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Beach you to it.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Beach, please.
Sea you at the beach.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Tis the sea-sun.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Water you doing?
Salty but sweet.
Whale, hello there.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Avoid pier pressure.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Don't get tide down.
Tropic like it's hot.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
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