If there's a will, there's a wave.
Seas the day.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Tropic like it's hot.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Feeling fintastic.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Are you squiding me right now?
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Water you doing?
Sea you at the beach.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Beach you to it.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Don't get tide down.
Beach, please.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Whale, hello there.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Avoid pier pressure.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
The ocean made me salty.
Salty but sweet.
Shell yeah.
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