How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Tis the sea-sun.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Are you squiding me right now?
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Whale, hello there.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
The ocean made me salty.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Beach, please.
Don't get tide down.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Avoid pier pressure.
Beach you to it.
Tropic like it's hot.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Shell yeah.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
I can sea clearly now.
Seas the day.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.