The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Are you squiding me right now?
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Girls just wanna have sun.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
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