Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
What do zombies eat for dessert?
Eyes cream.
The zombie's had some bad news.
He's looking very grave.
What did the zombie say after seeing his neighbor’s new car?
- I’m green with envy!
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen