Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
What cars do zombies drive?
Monster trucks.
Zombies are dead but they live with it.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
What do zombies say before a fight?
- Do you want a piece of me?
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.