What do zombies say before a fight?
- Do you want a piece of me?
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
Normal Zombies: BRAAINNNNSSS!!
Vegetarian Zombies: GRAAINNNNSSS!!
Body Builder Zombies: GAAINNNNSSS!!
Plumber Zombies: DRAAINNNNSSS!!
Conductor Zombies: TRAAINNNNSSS!!
Weatherman Zombies: RAAINNNNSSS!!
What did the zombie pour on her dinner?
Grave-y.
What do you call a one-inch zombie?
Tomb thumb!
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.