Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
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