Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
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