What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
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