How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
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