Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Come witch me to the party.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
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