Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
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