What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Come witch me to the party.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Witches are always wand-ering around…
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What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
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