What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
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