Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
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