What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Come witch me to the party.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
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