What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Witch you were here.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
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