What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
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What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
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