What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Witch you were here.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
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