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Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
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Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Come witch me to the party.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Witch you were here.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
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