What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Witch you were here.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
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