Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Come witch me to the party.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
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