I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Come witch me to the party.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
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