What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Come witch me to the party.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
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