Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Come witch me to the party.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Witch you were here.
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