How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Werewolves love their fast food.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
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