What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
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