How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Live to tell the tail.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
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