Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
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