What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
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