What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Live to tell the tail.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
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