Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Live to tell the tail.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
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