What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Live to tell the tail.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
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