Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Live to tell the tail.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
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