Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
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