"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
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