What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
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