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Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
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