What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Live to tell the tail.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
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