Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Werewolves love their fast food.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
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