I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
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