What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Live to tell the tail.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
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