They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
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