Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
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