The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
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