Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
What time should I book the court? Let’s shoot for around tennish.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
My friend Elmer’s has gotten really good at tennis ever since he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-ten free.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
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