'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
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