What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Summer is just floating by.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
My moment in the sun.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Water you doing on [date]?
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
For instant fun, just add water.
Poor white splash.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
This summer is going swimmingly.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Get in the swim this summer.
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