Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
My moment in the sun.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Poor white splash.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
For instant fun, just add water.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Summer is just floating by.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Get in the swim this summer.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Water you doing on [date]?
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
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