Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
For instant fun, just add water.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Poor white splash.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Summer is just floating by.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
My moment in the sun.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Water you doing on [date]?
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Get in the swim this summer.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
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