What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Get in the swim this summer.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
This is one spray-cation to remember.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Summer is just floating by.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Water you doing on [date]?
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
For instant fun, just add water.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
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