[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Get in the swim this summer.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Summer is just floating by.
For instant fun, just add water.
Water you doing on [date]?
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
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