How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
This summer is going swimmingly.
For instant fun, just add water.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Get in the swim this summer.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Summer is just floating by.
Water you doing on [date]?
Poor white splash.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
My moment in the sun.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
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