Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Summer is just floating by.
Get in the swim this summer.
Water you doing on [date]?
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
For instant fun, just add water.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
This summer is going swimmingly.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Poor white splash.
My moment in the sun.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
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