Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Water you doing on [date]?
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Get in the swim this summer.
For instant fun, just add water.
Poor white splash.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
My moment in the sun.
Summer is just floating by.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
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