Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
My moment in the sun.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Get in the swim this summer.
Poor white splash.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Summer is just floating by.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
For instant fun, just add water.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Water you doing on [date]?
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