What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Get in the swim this summer.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Poor white splash.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Summer is just floating by.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
This summer is going swimmingly.
For instant fun, just add water.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Water you doing on [date]?
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
My moment in the sun.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
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