There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
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