Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
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