Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
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