What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
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