Did you check the news? There was a Radon the chemical store.
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
How many museum curators does it take to change a light bulb?
6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
My English teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
The repair man said he thought he'd fixed the propane stoves, but he couldn't be quite sure.
After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.
What do you do with dead geologists?
You barium.
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
Why did Alexander not like eating chicken legs? Because he hated defeat.
What did pharaohs use to wipe?
Poo-pyrus
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Got my new blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Who brings colorful eggs to chemist's kids every spring?
The Ether Bunny.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Egyptian pharaoh with a mechanic?
A: Toot and Car Man.
How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?
Normally three, but Toucan.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral.
What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?
A pi-thon.
What do you call a catholic toaster strudel?
A pope tart.
Mountains aren't funny....? They're hilarious.
Q: What did the Pharaoh do when he needed help moving his gold?
A: He hired-a-glyphics.
More places are charging fees to iron my clothes after they launder them...
I guess the free press is under siege!
Gordon Ramsey shouted at Queen Mary because she was burning everything.
What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Marsh-mole-ows
What did the lamps do after their date?
They got turned on.
What explorer was the best at Hide and Seek?
Marco Polo.
What would the pharaoh say after seeing the pyramid? He would name it mummy's home.
Q: What did Ramesses II say when he walked into the public restroom?
A: What sphinx in here?
How did the dog learn to read the hieroglyphics? Because it was an egypt-chien.
If you hit your head on a coffeemaker
Would it leave a brews?
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
My teacher told me in History class to do some light reading on the history of the light bulb.
Why do quitters do all the laundry?
They always throw in the towel!
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz?
He wasn’t too bright.
What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
"He didn't count on this."
Did you hear about the constipated engineer? He worked it out with a pencil. It was a natural log.
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"HeHe."
What did one chandelier say to the other?
I have friends in the high places.
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper.
They're *always* plotting something.
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
It is no wonder that Thomas Jefferson was thus named, his father was after Jefferdad.
Today, I changed a light bulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
I studied archeology
Now my life is in ruins.
Why DID seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
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