What did Master Yoda say when he saw himself on the television?
HDMI
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back—don’t ask Y.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
I used to get so mad when my kitchen appliances leaked
now it's just water under the fridge
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What is an energy provider’s favorite dance?
The electric slide.
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
I hid the control for the TV
I’m not even remotely sorry.
Why did Julius Caesar never say thank you to anyone?
He didn't speak English.
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
How does the mother call the pharaoh son to the table?
Tutan, come on.
Why was Romeo melancholic?
Because Juliette Cantaloupe.
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s.”
How are air conditioners like humans?
Both get turned on when it's hot.
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
My buddy asked me "if you could kill anyone in history, who would it be?"
I said I probably wouldn't kill anyone in history, but Pete in math is bloody annoying sometimes.
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
It’s a real game changer
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Organic chemistry is really hard.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Q: Why was the Pharaoh Khufu sent to jail?
A: He ran a pyramid scheme.
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
This morning, my dad told me something that gave me the chills.
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets? Polly, Ethel and Ian.
My friend dragged me to a lecture about lamps. I though it would be boring but...
It was very illuminating.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? To get their "Rock" On.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
Q: What did the young Pharaoh say when it got frightened?
A: Where's my mummy!!
So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Egyptian pharaoh with a mechanic?
A: Toot and Car Man.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Why can't a pirate count Roman numerals?
They got lost at C
Why did the freezer never graduate?
Because it was set on 0 degrees.
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
Once upon a time, there was a king who loved traveling through tunnels. The people gave him the name: Alex-Under."
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
I heard the history teacher got into a fight with the math teacher
He did a real good number in him.
Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls?
Because he only dated mummies.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
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