Name the subject that is most fruitiest among others. History because of it huge number of dates.
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
Mole-tiplication
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
What did the lamps do after their date?
They got turned on.
Phil told me about what lights up a light bulb.
But I didn’t know what Phil-a-meant.
Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
Why did Alexander not like eating chicken legs? Because he hated defeat.
Once upon a time, there was a king who loved traveling through tunnels. The people gave him the name: Alex-Under."
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
Where do you bury dead people? Asymmetry
What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing?
A linty-hop.
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
Q: Why did the mummy walk out of his tomb after 1000 years?
A: He figured he was old enough to leave home
My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.
But will she leave me...?
Find out next week.
When the student had asked the History teacher what questions will be there for the History exam, she answered, "The Past."
So earlier I took my clothes from the washer and threw them into the dryer.
I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
Why couldn't I fry wood on the stove?
I used a non-stick pan.
What is the study of real estate? Homology
How did brave Ancient Egyptians write?
With hero-glyphics.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven
I guess I should have put it on aloha setting
Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Why did the freezer run away on its marriage?
It got cold feet
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him.
The photographer mummy was done with his shoot. So he told his crew to wrap it up.
Why was Cleopatra so in love with Egypt's ruler?
Pharaohmones
It's getting hard to zinc of new science puns because so many of them argon.
"Is your dishwasher running?"
"Seeing as it doesn't have feet, it does not"
I put a humidifier and dehumidifier in the same room. What do you think will happen? That's a mist-ery.
Q: Why didn't the Pharaoh know where he was?
A: He skipped history class.
Why did the lamps get arrested?
They were in some shady business
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Where in the World Can You Find the Highest Concentration of Engineers?
Antarctica! Because that's where all the P. Enguins are!
My friend pointed at a chandelier and said: "isn't that the coolest chandelier ever?"
I replied: "I don't know if it's the coolest, but it's up there."
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
Did you hear about the geologist who got divorced?
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake.
I spilled some acid on my aluminum fork and it dissolved…
but I didn’t mean to! It was an oxidant.
What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic? No FRACKING way!
How does the mother call the pharaoh son to the table?
Tutan, come on.
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
Where did the Romans go to rent their vehicles?
Herculease.
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