A policeman was busted for collecting bribes and hiding the money in his freezer....
When the authorities searched his freezer, they found nothing but cold hard cash
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
Why did the acid go to the gym?
It wanted to become a buffer solution.
Even the heaviest chandelier is pretty light.
What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool? His lightsaber”
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
Faux hundred degrees.
Old Software Engineers Never Die...
They just reboot.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
Gladiator.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Medieval Kings and Queens were carried by their soldiers and servants. I am not lying, they litter-ally carried that way!
Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because you can use algo-rhythm.
What did the math teach rate the movie American Pie?
3.14
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
The mummy was very sore from lying down for years. So he called a Cairo-practor.
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
The medieval queen was unhappy when she saw that it was pouring outside. She sighed to herself, "This could be another reigny day."
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
My wife told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!”...
so I turned on the closed captioning.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
That boy narrated his-story really well.
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What's the most important day in Egypt?
Mummy's Day.
When I asked my Teacher in History class if she could tell us more about Napoleon's origin, she replied,"'Course I can!"
Geology rocks but Geography is where it's at.
My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic
We had a lively debate in physics.
It was a conversation of energy.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
My teacher told me in History class to do some light reading on the history of the light bulb.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Why did the electrical cords break up? There was no spark between them.”
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
I heard my son complaining about doing laundry.
He said, 'These just socks'.
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"HeHe."
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Did you hear the one about the ice cube’s great escape from the freezer?
You could say it was a well thawed out plan.
King Arthur's Round Table was built by Sir Cumference.
Why did Julius Caesar never say thank you to anyone?
He didn't speak English.
What's black, white, purple, yellow and blue? Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.
When one is Russian for industrialization, there is no time for Stalin.
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