Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.