Did you hear about the scary couple in prom this year? It was a mummy and his ghoul-friend.
I once played chess with an Egyptian King...
...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
The mummy was very sore from lying down for years. So he called a Cairo-practor.
When do mummies eat breakfast?
Once they catch you.
What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl?
Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy
Q: What do you say when a pharaoh doesn't pay you?
A: Egypted me! (He jipped me)
Why do mummies never go on vacations? Because they're afraid to unwind.
Q: What was the most important holiday in ancient Egypt?
A: Mummy's Day.
De-coffin-ated coffee is the favourite coffee of the mummy.
Q: Why was the Pharaoh Khufu sent to jail?
A: He ran a pyramid scheme.
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