Q: What did the young Pharaoh say when it got frightened?
A: Where's my mummy!!
My mummy friend is really tense lately. He always looks so wound up.
How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?
He rammed everything that he sees
Did you hear about the Pharaoh who was lying in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.
What's a mummy's favorite song?
Walk Like An Egyptian.
What do you call a Pharaoh who plays the trumpet? Tootin'khamun.
Q: Why did the mummy walk out of his tomb after 1000 years?
A: He figured he was old enough to leave home
What did the Pharaoh tell the man who tried to sell him a pyramid? "Well, that's the last thing I need."
Why do Egyptians shave their heads?
To make them more pharaoh-dynamic
What did pharaohs use to wipe?
Poo-pyrus
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