Did you hear about the scary couple in prom this year? It was a mummy and his ghoul-friend.
How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?
He rammed everything that he sees
What do you yell at two mummies making out in public?
Get a tomb!
Did you hear about the mummy who goes to university? His favorite subject is Cryptography.
De-coffin-ated coffee is the favourite coffee of the mummy.
I once played chess with an Egyptian King...
...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
Why does a mummy enjoy celebrating Christmas? As it involves a lot of gifts and wrappings.
What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?
They're both in bread.
What's the most important day in Egypt?
Mummy's Day.
What would the Egyptian doctor tell to the wife of the Egyptian Pharaoh? He said that she was going to become a mummy.
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